Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Fir bhi apna dost hai tu!!



This one is written for one of my colleague Vaibhav, on eve of his Birthday!!
Vaibhav takes lots of tension every time on every small-big issue.

Har choti baat par tension bahut leta hai tu,
Haste huve chehre par udasi laata hai hu.
Fir bhi apna dost hai tu!!

Kabhi junior se, kabhi senior se,
Kabhi developer se, kabhi QA se pareshan rehta hai tu.
Fir bhi apna dost hai tu!!

Kabhi code checkin hua lekin ISO mein fatnese,
kabhi machine na milne se hamesha sakhol vichar mein rehta hai tu.
Fir bhi apna dost hai tu!!

Kabhi choti si khushi mein bahut badi smile dikhata hai tu,
aur QA se machine ke mamale mein hamesha zagadta hai tu :)
Fir bhi apna dost hai tu!!

Machine return karte waqt, kharab karke de sakta hai tu,
Lekin ek insaan ke hisab se achcha hai tu.
Fir bhi apna dost hai tu!!

Happy Birthday Dost....Fir bhi apna dost hai tu!!

-Sanjay Nikalje

Monday, August 18, 2014

Happy Birthday….


This is written on Birthday of our Punctual, Hard-working and Dedicated Delivery manager.

Happy Birthday….

The Sun rises in the east and sets in the west,
you have always done your duty to the best,
you are our role model, this what our heart n brain always suggest,
you are dedicated, punctual, hard-working...anything less than this our brain cant digest.

You guide us, whenever we fail,
Whatever the circumstances, our respect for you will always dwell,
because of you our project speed picked up from snail-to-Monorail,
Client Appreciation we will get!!....as hard-work is the boat on which we sail.

-Sanjay Nikalje

Thursday, August 14, 2014

Marriage



Unmarried wants to get married fast,
Married people know its nothing less than aghast.
When wife is 'ANGRY' you deliberately have to say.... 'I AM ON FAST'!!
As her anger decreases, mouth watering delicacies prepared by her immediately breaks my FAST.

I know the world is vast,
After marriage, it starts at home and at office it last,
Before marriage I belonged to a religious caste,
Now I belonged to typical HUSBAND caste.

With friends every Friday was a day of blast,
Now she tracks me faster than GPS as her regular task,
Giving reason, 'I am your future and friends were your past',


Bible says 'Woman is made from mans rib', this no one should contrast,
As she is your present, future and past,
Respect her, Love her..or from society you will remain outcast.

-Sanjay Nikalje

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